I believe that holding hands with your wife should never be taken for granted, no matter your age

I will take every opportunity to jump on the back of a full grocery cart and ride it all the way to my car in the back of the parking lot

And speaking of parking in the very back of the parking lot, I do that on purpose to get extra steps through the day and it annoys my wife and son

And still on the grocery cart subject, never jump on the back of an empty shopping cart because your pants will meet the pavement

I never believed how much a part of your family a dog could be until we got her, and I never really knew how much I loved her until we lost her

I think taking your pants off once you’re sure no one is going to come over for the night is an extremely comfortable way of enjoying the evening

If I feel like busting into a funky dance move in front of people while I’m out running, I will do it (just ask my wife)

I say “that’s what she said” at every opportunity, and remarkably there are a lot of opportunities